Thursday, November 15, 2012

IDF Finds Colbert's Rectum in Gaza

In the course of searching Gaza for terrorists, IDF forces have discovered Stephen Colbert's rectum which he has allegedly stated to be in Windsor, Ontario, Canada. "We saw his rectum and immediately called for drone support. This ass was too much for ground forces to "reckon" with," said IDF spokesman Ira Glass of Tel Aviv. A representative for the Colbert Report declined making a statement, but did remark that Mr Colbert's rectum is definitely still "up there" in Windsor. City of Windsor,Ontario Mayor-----, who asked to remain anonymous, stated "We are very concerned that terrorists will be targeting us for allegedly providing a sanctuary for the Colbert rectum." He continued," We are not nor have we ever been the protectors of the rectum of Stephen Colbert and let me state emphatically,the city of Windsor is absolutely not the rectum of the planet earth."

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