Carnival of Life

Carnival of Life

Everyone’s a winner in the Carnival of Life
Look how lucky Mr Palin was when he got himself a wife
She brought him 5 fine children and she brought him lots of fame
Now she gets to blow the smoke for Mr John McCain

Everyone’s a winner in the crapshoot vetting game
Look at Mr Straight Talk Looky Look at John McCain
How’d she get so lucky? Could it be beginner’s luck
Everyone’s a winner with God and with a Buck

Everyone’s a winner in this so-called democracy
Where unseen hands choose unknown folks to take our Liberty
It’s bad cop Sarah Good cop John In the latest spinning wheel
It makes me wonder what McCain dressed up as for Let’s Make a Deal

Everyone’s a winner in the carnival of life
Especially for Ms Sarah the beautiful first dude’s wife
She’s got all the answers for the troubles in the world
She’s got all the answers Joe Lieberman can teach a girl.

Everyone’s a winner in the free economy
Looky look at the Freddies Look at AIG
Bailing out a sinking ship until we get to vote
Maxxing out the credit card to keep the ship of state afloat.

Everyone’s a winner in a world that’s based on lies
Take your prozac drink your wine whatever blinds your eyes
I myself am nauseous from just watching on TV
Watching and a-waiting for my winning lottery.

The McCain Rag

McCain Rag
Take the predators out of the chain
Then you’ll have food until nothing remains
Shoot a lot of wolves from above in a plane
The environmental policy of Palin McCain

Pay off the bankers who gave to your cause
Makes McCain look a little like Ol’ Santa Claus
Please don’t say a word about the Keating five
He’s trying excite the base with all of her jive

Looky looky! Mommy at John McCain
He’s taking himself a youthful bride again
Don’t tell Cindy she’s out on the town
Third time’s the charm, man, he sure gets around.

Let’s tell some lies then lie some more
Let’s get those pundits to promote the war
Let’s get those talking points from Mr Rove
Leave behind no fingerprints or bloody gloves.

That bridge to nowhere was built by aliens
Who else in Alaska would take a buck from Washington?
We got no problems we can’t fix ourselves
Like burning up those books we had pulled off the shelves

We’ll cut your taxes and we’ll fight four wars
If foreign bankers will just loan us more
Our friends at Citibank Halliburton and Exxon
Want all your money if it ain’t all gone

Why Does Sarah Palin Hate Wolves? Caribou Barbie Inspires another Song

If there ever was a reason to hate our canine allies, I have never known one. But the former Governor of Alaska seems to reap immense pleasure and self-gratification from slaughtering predators. The Joy of Helicopter Hunting by Ms Sarah Palin will be just one possible title for her upcoming $7 million book deal. She is, of course, making in the model of the strong woman leader like Margaret Thatcher and Madeline Albright who like wars and other manly things that the static feminine try to avoid. By the results of the election, I think war isn't as Mavericky as she thought but who knows we may be in for a last round of saber rattling by the time all of Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld's mischief has ripened. Let's just hope Mr McSane keeps his promise to catch Usama bin Laden, the son of Bush's good friend in the Oil Business. Or was that just a campaign promise? All bets are off in the war on terrorism. To a wolf, Sarah Palin is a terrorist.

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