Carnival of Life

Carnival of Life

Everyone’s a winner in the Carnival of Life
Look how lucky Mr Palin was when he got himself a wife
She brought him 5 fine children and she brought him lots of fame
Now she gets to blow the smoke for Mr John McCain

Everyone’s a winner in the crapshoot vetting game
Look at Mr Straight Talk Looky Look at John McCain
How’d she get so lucky? Could it be beginner’s luck
Everyone’s a winner with God and with a Buck

Everyone’s a winner in this so-called democracy
Where unseen hands choose unknown folks to take our Liberty
It’s bad cop Sarah Good cop John In the latest spinning wheel
It makes me wonder what McCain dressed up as for Let’s Make a Deal

Everyone’s a winner in the carnival of life
Especially for Ms Sarah the beautiful first dude’s wife
She’s got all the answers for the troubles in the world
She’s got all the answers Joe Lieberman can teach a girl.

Everyone’s a winner in the free economy
Looky look at the Freddies Look at AIG
Bailing out a sinking ship until we get to vote
Maxxing out the credit card to keep the ship of state afloat.

Everyone’s a winner in a world that’s based on lies
Take your prozac drink your wine whatever blinds your eyes
I myself am nauseous from just watching on TV
Watching and a-waiting for my winning lottery.