The McCain Rag

McCain Rag
Take the predators out of the chain
Then you’ll have food until nothing remains
Shoot a lot of wolves from above in a plane
The environmental policy of Palin McCain

Pay off the bankers who gave to your cause
Makes McCain look a little like Ol’ Santa Claus
Please don’t say a word about the Keating five
He’s trying excite the base with all of her jive

Looky looky! Mommy at John McCain
He’s taking himself a youthful bride again
Don’t tell Cindy she’s out on the town
Third time’s the charm, man, he sure gets around.

Let’s tell some lies then lie some more
Let’s get those pundits to promote the war
Let’s get those talking points from Mr Rove
Leave behind no fingerprints or bloody gloves.

That bridge to nowhere was built by aliens
Who else in Alaska would take a buck from Washington?
We got no problems we can’t fix ourselves
Like burning up those books we had pulled off the shelves

We’ll cut your taxes and we’ll fight four wars
If foreign bankers will just loan us more
Our friends at Citibank Halliburton and Exxon
Want all your money if it ain’t all gone